Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.
Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”
"I am so sorry to all the people I hurt while I was hurting."
#I'm setting this as my voicemail idc
So just for laughs, I thought I’d use this voice-mail on my phone, for whenever my friends wanted to contact me they’d hear this random voice-mail when I wasn’t available. That idea suddenly went bad when I realized that the person who has arranged a job interview also rang me once before, meaning they’ve heard this.
(Source: mashup-central, via notchicken)
He won’t be back until Saturday how will I live
Preston and I haven’t really spent any time away from each other since we moved in together and I have separation anxiety he can’t leave
Preston has to go to Arizona for a few days and I’m going to be so lonely and sad