things are shaping up to be pretty odd

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

(via joetatoe)

— 8 hours ago with 457777 notes

sexyfitarmychick:

I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.

Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”

????

(via supermoclel)

— 8 hours ago with 198727 notes
"I am so sorry to all the people I hurt while I was hurting."

Unknown (via har-mo-ny)

To my best friends.

(via shesl0stcontrol)

(via sr-aphroditi)

— 8 hours ago with 148129 notes
#same 

mashup-central:

So just for laughs, I thought I’d use this voice-mail on my phone, for whenever my friends wanted to contact me they’d hear this random voice-mail when I wasn’t available. That idea suddenly went bad when I realized that the person who has arranged a job interview also rang me once before, meaning they’ve heard this.

(Source: mashup-central, via notchicken)

— 8 hours ago with 23788 notes
#I'm setting this as my voicemail idc 

He won’t be back until Saturday how will I live

— 9 hours ago with 2 notes

Preston and I haven’t really spent any time away from each other since we moved in together and I have separation anxiety he can’t leave

— 9 hours ago with 2 notes

Preston has to go to Arizona for a few days and I’m going to be so lonely and sad

— 1 day ago with 2 notes